Look, if you have any taste at all, DO NOT CLICK the following link. This is a warning to my parents, Aunt Didi, anyone who has ever attended church, anyone who finds anything offensive, I beg you, just ignore this post.
Lorelei, you on the other hand should read it immediatly since it is by Joe Rogan and I laughed until I cried. For those of you with a strong stomach and who are not offended easily, this is pure comedy gold. It inspires me to be a better, funnier writer. I can't even finish reading it because I'm laughing so hard I have to keep stopping.