We're so funny, si, no?

At lunch with Ben and Strother –

Waitress – Hi I’m Tasha, would you like something to drink first?

Ben: What do you have on tap?

Tasha: Ridgeback, Bud light, Razorback, Heineken, Winter Pale Ale and Blue Moon.

We make our orders and Ben and I start to chuckle.

Ben: Ridgeback? Razorback? How about Brokeback?

Me: Bareback.

Ben: Bareback Brokeback.

Me: I’d like a big head on that.

Ben: The beer you just can’t quit!

Wendy and Strother roll their eyes as Ben and I erupt in a fit of giggles at our own imagined cleverness.

Comments

  1. ER DocJanuary 2, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    One wonders how many beers preceded this outbreak of cleverness...

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  2. Mr. FantasticJanuary 2, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    I envy your aplomb.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

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  4. Jamie WakefieldJanuary 6, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    We had one beer at Strother's mom's house before this conversation. :-)

    Thanks you Mr Fantastic. (I actually had to look up "aplomb." Doh!

    Thank you anonymous. More updates soon, I promise.

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  5. C. Benjamin HaagJanuary 7, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    My aplomb is bigger than yours.

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