There is no such thing.
However, I have not been in the mood to write and my "Teresa from Tijuana" entry came out much less funny than I had hoped and I didn't have an ending so that will have to come next week.
Sorry about the lack of updates.
Ferrett, you are my God. (Well, you and Piers Anthony.)
Because they both espouse the saying: If you want to be a writer - WRITE! Which has long been my belief as well.
Epic fail by me this week.
Going to a PTQ on Sunday at Evolution, wish me luck.
Hope everyone has a good weekend.