"You sound awful. Stay away from me."

Remember when you were a kid and you get to stay home when you were sick? How many days of school did you miss?

I remember one.

When you were sick, you were better the next day. Not so with today's new SUPER VIRUSES! YAY! I can't remember the last time I was sick for one day (other than a hangover.) No one I know gets sick for one day.

It's clear that soon we will be living in a post apocalyptic Hell akin to Stephen King's "The Stand" or Richard Matheson's "I am Legend." Yes, the flu keeps getting stronger and now lasts weeks instead of a day. I'm on day 6 right now and can't wait for this damn thing to be over. I'm sick of waking up in a pile of snot. I'm sick of feeling like someone has stuffed forty pounds of cotton candy between my ears. I'm sick of coughing.

Thankfully, I have yet to shoot liquid out of both ends as illustrated by my classy Spanish teacher. Thank God for that.

Time for another Hot Toddy.

Comments

  1. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2008 at 10:08 AM

    Keep as warm as you can. The bugs don't like the heat (which is why the body goes into a fever) and reproduce slower if you're really hot. Ample liquids and doses of vitamins, garlic and onion, for feeding your immune system, are also advised. Good luck with that.

    - Random Wanderer

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  2. UnknownJanuary 24, 2008 at 7:18 PM

    Dude.
    You have to over sick now yes?
    Post more?

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